I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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