oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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