Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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