like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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