Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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