i just google imaged poop.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
vagina is talking i cant
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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