So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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