why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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