butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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