I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Randomize
