My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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