google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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