btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
