I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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