Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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