You can't special order awesome
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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