i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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