ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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