remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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