So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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