Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The Olympian is in my bed
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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