thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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