Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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