I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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