Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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