I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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