I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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