Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
is it fun? or sober?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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