I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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