I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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