my shit smells like andre
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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