I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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