Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
do nipples grow back?
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