bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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