somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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