so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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