i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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