As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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