i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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