your thong is hanging out like whoa
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Buhtt sex?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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