i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ketchup is God's man juice
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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