So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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