Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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