i think i have herpe
just one?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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