She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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