So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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