You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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