At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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