HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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