who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it glows. i had to have it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
